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This hilarious graphic tee features a majestic French Bulldog decked out in ancient armor, delivering a decree from his sacred scroll: \u003cem\u003e\"Anyone who hesitates to say 'Good boy' shall face eternal judgment.\"\u003c\/em\u003e It's the ultimate parody shirt for anyone who knows exactly who commands the household.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo ensure every intricate detail of the armor, the textured scrolls, and the judgmental glare in those big doggy eyes is perfectly captured, this design is printed directly from a stunning high-resolution image.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause a general of this rank demands only the finest attire, this design is featured on a high-quality Comfort Colors 1717 t-shirt. 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